In the spirit of William S. Burroughs' "Words of Advice for Young People" I bring you my Words of Advice for Law Students (in the last week before read week and finals start). Because I have an eggnog latte and I cannot work while the Evil CS Department is taking 2 hours (I kid you not) to install WordPerfect on my laptop. During which period they have probably managed to undo all the good G did over TG weekend. But.
Here are some words of advice for young people:
Have enough underwear. Count the days between now and two days after your last final, when you recover from your sleep deprivation and binge drinking enough to do laundry. If you haven't got that many pairs of clean underwear, go do your laundry NOW and/or buy more undies.
Get a haircut. Or grow a beard. Pick one now, because you are NOT going to have the time or energy to change that decision in the next three weeks.
Buy food. Nonperishable food. Food that will keep for three weeks. Food that isn't more complex to cook than "boil water, add food, eat."
Listen to me. If you waste your time buying fucking
ingredients instead of food, you will not make food and you will waste your entire second semester discretionary loan budget on fast food, plus wasting all the time to go GET fast food... or you will starve to death. This is not the time for virtue. This is the time to cook a big-ass lasagna, portion it out, and freeze it. Do you think you will get tired of eating lasagna? I guarantee you, you will not taste anything you eat between now and that last final anyway.
Shower. This is not optional. It seems optional sometimes, but you erally do need to wash the scrudge off. I don't care if we're restricted to seating in finals that puts one chair between us, wash yourself. Think of it as "processing time" to store information in your long-term memory. Repeat your outline softly to yourself. But shower.
Take time off. Not all that time spent staring at a book is productive. You need to process, store, process, store. Watch a movie. Go for a run. Do something that you can SCHEDULE, so you have a set start and stop time, adn don't feel guilty about taking a break from studying. Then shower, and put on clean underwear. You'll be more productive, I promise.
Buy coffee for your TA. He/she is harassed and miserable too. If you make your TA happy, you will get better information. If you caffeinate your TA, it may even be the
right information, instead of the Remedies outline he's trying to memorize. Hopefully, your TA has showered.
Apologize to your friends/SO/spouse/kids/family. This time is harder on your family than it is on you. You are irritable, miserable, and yet not visibly producing anything. It's hard for them to understand how much the next couple of weeks suck, and why they have to do all the shopping and laundry while you're clearly "just sitting there," and why the parental controls are suddenly on for World of Warcraft and nobody can play for more than 5 minutes a day. Put a reminder in your calendar to tell them how much you love them at least once a day. I have the most wonderful people in the WORLD in my life, they just go away during finals and don't bug me and understand that I will get back to them in three weeks. I hope you're that lucky. But remember that people other than you have needs...
Study. With people. Without people. If your study group is not helping you learn, ditch them. Seriously. They're in the same boat you are, and shouldn't take it personally. If they do take it personally, they're not cut out to be lawyers and you should enjoy watching them fail. Teach, if that's the way you learn best. Fight, if that'st he way you learn best. Make flashcards. Experiment. Figure out what helps you retain information.
Sleep. Even if you have to take a pill. Sleep is when all the stuff you have put on top of your brain gets shaken down into long-term storage, making room for more. It's sort of like eating; you have to digest. And then make brain-poop. Sleep is your friend. That person in the library who looks like they haven't slept for a week? Is not your competition. She is going to fail. Don't make it a no-sleep competition. You need rest to do well.
Speaking of sleep, adjust your sleep schedule. You have no time commitments other than the ones you personally make, and your finals. If you work better at night, there is no reason for you to be awake between 8am and 5pm. If you have a 6am final (heaven help you), you should adjust your sleep schedule a couple days before, so that ends up being your "midday." Ditto for late-night finals.
Eat. Protein. Carbs. Delicious dairy products. Bacon. Whatever won't upset your stomach and is easy. Then pack food for during your final. Quiet food, don't be the candy-bag rustling douche that sat behind me last year. You will be much more nervous before the final than during, so it makes more sense to eat when you don't feel like you're going to throw up, yes?
But I mean it about the underwear.